Who doesn't love 30 rock? Here is the viv-boy-fashion version of Liz Lemon's
That's a Dealbreaker! If you see a style you frequent below, we can never be together. Ever.
1. Almost anything from American Apparel
Tim graciously modeling American Apparel rainbow tank and shorts for my amusement

Even if they ARE the longest shorts or the least shiny synthetic jacket in the store, it doesn't mean you're straight-you are at the very least bicurious, and half the world is competition enough for me.
2. New depths of sagging


No.
3. Man-pris

Hello high-waters. Where is the flood?
4. Anything Ed Hardy

Wearing the Ed Hardy logo is like wearing the letters of the ultimate and original douchebag fraternity.